no. you can't hotbox the world.
Farmville is her only friend.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
