i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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