So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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