You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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