dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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