She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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