god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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