It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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