Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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