Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
honey bunches of taint.
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She bit a glass in half.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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