She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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