Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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