I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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