There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
