What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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