It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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