Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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