Having a random hookup so left but love u
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
