You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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