Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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