"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
She's JV to your varsity
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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