Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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