white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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