Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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