It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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