I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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