also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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