dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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