Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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