Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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