thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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