would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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