Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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