the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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