My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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