And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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