he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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