when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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