Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You pole danced in your parka.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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