4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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