At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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