thus making me awesome and them whores
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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