Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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