peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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