we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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