Your tits are I can't wait for
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
