Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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