WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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