he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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