normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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