sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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