I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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