Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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