absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hate all girls vehemently.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.