let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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