Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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