Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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