Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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