I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize