yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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